What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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