I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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