you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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