I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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