is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I am one with the molecules
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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