im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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