you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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