Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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