i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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