my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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