Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
well you can't waste a boner
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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