There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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