Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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