So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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