My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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