My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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