I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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