i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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