love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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