shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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