i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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