No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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