My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she smelled like a LAN party
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He passed out mid-signature
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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