You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she smelled like a LAN party
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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