brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
actually, I'm a sock model
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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