you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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