My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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