i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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