She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Never let your siblings swipe right.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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