If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
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dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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