Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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