True but thats because hes a fetus.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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