You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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