I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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