Sry I called you an 8
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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