I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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