The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize