Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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