The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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