i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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