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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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