my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I would fuck him just for his dog
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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