Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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