Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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