she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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