Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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