Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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