Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Pooping to opera.
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