Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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