Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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