I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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